I'm a cop, you idiot

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jaguar · 269

Mostly testless Tommy, covered in cops.

Cards to put under Stick to the Plan: Ever Vigilant, Emergency Cache, Prepared for the Worst.

Mulligan to get at least two assets and becky, or use prepared for the worst to get Becky.

First turn should optimally be prepared for the worst/emergency cache/ever vigilant. Now you're set up... ta-da!

Between Agency Backup, Beat Cop, Guard Dog, Trusted and Inspiring Presence, there is 24 testless damage in this deck. And that's not even a complete number, because all of the assets shuffle back in. Essentially, your engine is to have as many soaks out as possible, and when enemies arrive they should just take 3 damage without you needing any tests. Use Tommy's ability mostly for the money to keep playing allies, and ocassionally to refill becky for taking shots at enemies who insist on staying around.

2 comments

Nov 26, 2019 thakaris · 194

Maybe your first turn will not work out as optimal as you want since the "as an additional cost to play an attached card, exhaust stick to the plan" line I guess.

Nov 26, 2019 jaguar · 269

True - I think I meant that more as a "those are your options" rather than use all 3. What I like about this deck is that while it's super powerful if you get all of the stuff going at the same time, it's still pretty strong if you just have becky and one ally. So hopefully mulligan and stick to the plan can get you at least your gun and one or two allies in your first two turns.